if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

